do you ever have imaginary/potential conversations with people in your head but then catch yourself accidentally mouthing the words out or making faces that would go along with your reactions in the conversation

(Source: vans-supreme, via fake-mermaid)

couturierer:

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: hunterandrewpence, via swarminghordesoffun)

dieceased:

remember that one time you called your teacher mom

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